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I'm Mollie I am a grouchy and overstressed production student who doesn't want to graduate college next year because I still don't know how to do taxes and I make my mom do mine. oh yeah I am a sorority girl so if you don't like sorority stuff stay far away. I like politics and cats and I do stupid things idk I like to think of myself as a bitter old lady i speak in monotone and i smoke like a chimney and drink too much caffeine CATS ARE REALLY AWESOME OK.

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.

So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.



I saw these this morning and proceeded to have a FANTASTIC DAY. I cannot help but think this is not coincidence.

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The Youngblood Chronicles on VHS: The Phoenix, 2/13

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so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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my friend texted me asking me for a bedtime story so i sent him a summary of the watergate scandal and my opinions on why Nixon wasn’t doing such a bad thing and he told me that he’s fed up with me trying to squeeze politics into every conversation and that he wants everyone to spray me with water whenever i bring up politics. douche.

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Sharknado vs Polar Vortex

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

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Artist: Veruca Salt
Track: Benjamin
Album: Eight Arms to Hold You
Plays: 66

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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

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The Jamaica Station on the Long Island Rail Road.


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brian griffin is literally just seth macfarlane’s fursona 

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what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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