yeezus
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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carpios:

more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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bluewiggleofficial:

has this been done yet or

socialjusticekoolaid:

It’s not hard to see why Mike was thought of as a “gentle giant.” RIP, my brother. #staywoke #neverforget #farfromover

socialjusticekoolaid:

It’s not hard to see why Mike was thought of as a “gentle giant.” RIP, my brother. #staywoke #neverforget #farfromover

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

positive-butterfly:

africanyoun0t:

positive-butterfly:

internetr0yalty:

FAT IS NOT A BAD WORD THO. Some girls ARE FAT and they are proud and beautiful and strong. Why can’t they think they’re fat and still think every inch of them is perfect?

Exactly ^

Oh my fucking god you people will literally find anything to complain about won’t you? This song is supposed to be about loving yourself and you’re nitpicking to hate on it, and then you’ll complain that all songs make you hate your body. Seriously?? First of all, the girl who wrote this song is SEVENTEEN DAMN YEARS OLD. She’s young, you any expect her to know how to phrase every little thing so that it pleases you. Not that that’s even possible for anyone since you’re all impossible to please. This shit pisses me off.

Alrighty then lol. I think you have made some very wrong assumptions. I love this song and the singer. I don’t have a problem with any of the lyrics lol

I wasn’t talking to you lol

positive-butterfly:

africanyoun0t:

positive-butterfly:

internetr0yalty:

FAT IS NOT A BAD WORD THO. Some girls ARE FAT and they are proud and beautiful and strong. Why can’t they think they’re fat and still think every inch of them is perfect?

Exactly ^

Oh my fucking god you people will literally find anything to complain about won’t you? This song is supposed to be about loving yourself and you’re nitpicking to hate on it, and then you’ll complain that all songs make you hate your body. Seriously?? First of all, the girl who wrote this song is SEVENTEEN DAMN YEARS OLD. She’s young, you any expect her to know how to phrase every little thing so that it pleases you. Not that that’s even possible for anyone since you’re all impossible to please. This shit pisses me off.

Alrighty then lol. I think you have made some very wrong assumptions. I love this song and the singer. I don’t have a problem with any of the lyrics lol

I wasn’t talking to you lol

valvala:

cyber-rad-69:

owlapin:

I CANT UFKCING BREATHE THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT ME

when i was little i used to cry in the night because i was scared the egg stealers would come and steal my eggs

a fear we all know

positive-butterfly:

internetr0yalty:

FAT IS NOT A BAD WORD THO. Some girls ARE FAT and they are proud and beautiful and strong. Why can’t they think they’re fat and still think every inch of them is perfect?

Exactly ^

Oh my fucking god you people will literally find anything to complain about won’t you? This song is supposed to be about loving yourself and you’re nitpicking to hate on it, and then you’ll complain that all songs make you hate your body. Seriously?? First of all, the girl who wrote this song is SEVENTEEN DAMN YEARS OLD. She’s young, you any expect her to know how to phrase every little thing so that it pleases you. Not that that’s even possible for anyone since you’re all impossible to please. This shit pisses me off.

positive-butterfly:

internetr0yalty:

FAT IS NOT A BAD WORD THO. Some girls ARE FAT and they are proud and beautiful and strong. Why can’t they think they’re fat and still think every inch of them is perfect?

Exactly ^

Oh my fucking god you people will literally find anything to complain about won’t you? This song is supposed to be about loving yourself and you’re nitpicking to hate on it, and then you’ll complain that all songs make you hate your body. Seriously?? First of all, the girl who wrote this song is SEVENTEEN DAMN YEARS OLD. She’s young, you any expect her to know how to phrase every little thing so that it pleases you. Not that that’s even possible for anyone since you’re all impossible to please. This shit pisses me off.

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Ignoring your passion is slow suicide. Never ignore what your heart pumps for. Mold your career around your lifestyle not your lifestyle around your career.
(via elauxe)